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If I were you, I'd watch carefully. black looks like he's doing horrible, but he's just wrapping me up. |
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1. b4
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Don't know where that came from. |

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1... b5
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What's up with that? I thought. |

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2. Bb2
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So, I brought out my bishop. |

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2... g6
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His first sneaky plan, using the rook as bait. |

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3. Bxh8
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I thought, WOOPIE!, but now I can see that was my biggest mistake. |

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3... Bg7
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Bishop locks the door to escape. I panicked!!!!! |

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4. Bxg7
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BAM!!! I just murdered another bishop. I WAS NOT RELIGIOS ANYMORE!!!! |

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4... e5
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Oh no! THe pawn is block the other exit. I only had one choice. |

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5. Bxe5
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I'M A MURDERER!!! Black's plan was worknig. The police would soon be after me. His plan was EVIL!!! |

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5... Qh4
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Black Police Queen was coming to arrest the murderer bishop. |

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6. g3
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Pawn theatens to kill the police, a law breaking move, but it had to come to pass. |

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6... Qxb4
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Police fires a shot, say, "I'll kill all ya if ya threaten me again!" |

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7. Bc3
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But it was my only choice. |

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7... Qxc3
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"RARRRRRRR!!!!!" storted the police officer. |

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8. dxc3
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BANG! An outlaw's got to do what an outlaw's got to do. |

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8... Kd8
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Black's headmaster is huddling in the corner with fear. |

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9. e3
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Diddley pawn steps forward. |

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9... Nc6
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HE HA!!! shouted black's donkey. |

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10. Bxb5
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GIve me your money donkey or I'll shoot!!! |

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10... Ne5
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He Ha, the donkey ran awy. |

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