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ANNOTATED GAME

Bad Bishop.
ME THE PERSON (1678) vs. fredws11 (563)
Annotated by: ajgalbraith99 (866)
Chess opening: Polish (Sokolsky) opening (A00)
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If I were you, I'd watch carefully. black looks like he's doing horrible, but he's just wrapping me up.
1. b4
Don't know where that came from.

 
1... b5
What's up with that? I thought.

 
2. Bb2
So, I brought out my bishop.

 
2... g6
His first sneaky plan, using the rook as bait.

 
3. Bxh8
I thought, WOOPIE!, but now I can see that was my biggest mistake.

 
3... Bg7
Bishop locks the door to escape. I panicked!!!!!

 
4. Bxg7
BAM!!! I just murdered another bishop. I WAS NOT RELIGIOS ANYMORE!!!!

 
4... e5
Oh no! THe pawn is block the other exit. I only had one choice.

 
5. Bxe5
I'M A MURDERER!!! Black's plan was worknig. The police would soon be after me. His plan was EVIL!!!

 
5... Qh4
Black Police Queen was coming to arrest the murderer bishop.

 
6. g3
Pawn theatens to kill the police, a law breaking move, but it had to come to pass.

 
6... Qxb4
Police fires a shot, say, "I'll kill all ya if ya threaten me again!"

 
7. Bc3
But it was my only choice.

 
7... Qxc3
"RARRRRRRR!!!!!" storted the police officer.

 
8. dxc3
BANG! An outlaw's got to do what an outlaw's got to do.

 
8... Kd8
Black's headmaster is huddling in the corner with fear.

 
9. e3
Diddley pawn steps forward.

 
9... Nc6
HE HA!!! shouted black's donkey.

 
10. Bxb5
GIve me your money donkey or I'll shoot!!!

 
10... Ne5
He Ha, the donkey ran awy.

 

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