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1. f4 
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Henry Bird's opening. | 
   
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1... e5 
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The classic From Gambit. Other strategies against the Bird don't work as well (especially 1...d5, the Reversed Dutch.) | 
   
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2. g4 
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A suicidal move (what else could it be?). | 
   
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2... Qh4+ 
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Checkmate in two moves. How saddening. This is why I didn't say who white was.
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