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1. e4
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"I'm Woody, Howdy howdy howdy!" ( The Shark from Toy Story) I'm bored, so I figured that I'd try annotating something to help pass the time before I continue playing "Summon Night" on the GBA.
Normal opening. If you haven't seen this in my other annotations, you must be Oedipus or something. |

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1... e5
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I hate it when they do that. |

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2. d3 Qf6
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I swear... if he thinks he can nab me in 4 moves... |

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3. Ne2 Bc5
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Ya SEE?! Oh, I wonder, wonder, whom I, do I, UH! What's in a Wond- oh, Uh, "I wonder how often he succeeds with the 4-move checkmate..." |

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4. f4
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I could only hope he'd be ballsy enough to take it. |

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4... Qb6
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This worried me. |
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5. Kd2
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I worried he would move his bishop to f2, then next move he'd move the queen to e3, so I figured that I'd have to move my king out to be a little more active than usual. |

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5... Qa5+
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Good thing he went for that check, he could have used his former position to put me in some really awkward positions. |

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6. c3 Nc6 7. a3 b6
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that's when I discovered that the two lone pawns there wouldn't be enough. It needed some Divine protection to survive. |

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8. Kc2 b5 9. fxe5
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I figured it would throw off the knight... |

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9... Nxe5
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which it did. |

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10. b4 Qa4+ 11. Kd2 Ng4 12. Qxa4
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THAT probably caught him off guard. |

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12... bxa4 13. bxc5
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And now I'm up 3 points and it's a question of who can play better without their queen. |

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13... Ba6
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It occured to me that he was planning on sacrificing his last bishop to get my rook with
14. . . . Bxd3
15. Kxd3 Nf2 |

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14. c4
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mooove, B! get out the way! Get out the way, B, Get out the way! |

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14... d6 15. cxd6
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might as well... besides, Doubled up pawns aren't always a good thing. |

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15... cxd6 16. Nbc3 Ne7 17. Nxa4
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Snag me a free pawn... |

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17... Nc6 18. Ke1
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Frees up my dark Bishop. I figured that it was bad to have 4 of my back row pieces still unactivated. |

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18... Nce5
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Knight Defense?
That, and it sets his knight upto fork my king against my bishop and would destroy my pawn defense against the enemy's light bishop. |

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19. Nec3
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pumps up the defense, frees up the bishop. |

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