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tactical_abyss
29-Nov-13, 04:14

Opponent blitz comments thread....
I have reserved this thread for anyone including myself that wants to post their funny or mean(nasty) opponent chat's directed towards you in the GK blitz rooms.Please do not post any vulgar or censored type language that was sent to you in your messages,but you may indeed use a "blank" space where the vulgar word was previously located in the sentence.This way,there is no true rule breakage as far as I can determine.I use a copy/paste method,which will also identify the sender.However,if you want to blank out the senders name,that's ok too.After your post,you can make your own opinionated comments about the sender.But be nice!Thats all I ask.

This,I know,is an unusual thread,but I really have created it to kind of raise the eyebrows of those who have no real idea of what goes on in blitz rooms.Sure,chat can be turned off,but what "fun"is that?Do you notice anything here?I never say a word back in the blitz rooms,well,rarely lets say.This way if any "crap"really "P's"me off,I can report them and have their chat privileges suspended or worse.Most of what I am posting here,however,is not in the nature of any need to report them.Its more odd or funny stuff.Laughable,ect.

I will be adding plenty in time,so let me start with a random one today.I get many types of chat messages,especially with my "Queen sacs"in the 3 or 5 minute games,here is one to start off with:

jacqueslacan: kk
jacqueslacan: you think you are so good
jacqueslacan: that you can play without the queen
jacqueslacan: is that
jacqueslacan: chess is boring for you
jacqueslacan: kkkk
jacqueslacan: i will not be part
jacqueslacan: of your experiments
jacqueslacan: kkkk
jacqueslacan: au revoir
jacqueslacan: mon ami
jacqueslacan: bonne chance

This was a funny one today.He did not want to be part of my "experiment"(maybe he read a club post of mine on Q sacs?).I find it interesting because you see he contradicted himself!He did indeed play the game for about 22 moves,but when he saw that his time was over a minute and a half less than mine,then and only then did he realize that he would lose on time and mentioned about not being part of my "experiments"....so he disconnected and lost the game.If not wanting to take part,then why play 22 moves?Just to take the time to tell me that i'm bored?See?Funny,funny and extra funny!

As to chess boring me,no its just the opposite,it is quite exciting and extremely challenging to play without a Queen!Not to mention an education for those who can look into one of my posted Q sac games in the club and see how and why my opponent lost to me,so they do not fall into the same traps!

Much more to come,this is just for starters!
tactical_abyss
29-Nov-13, 05:06

Holiday mercy on my part...
In this blitz comment(by a 52 year old guy),I will not mention the name,(i'll leave that blank with semi colons)but I will copy and paste what he wrote(with blanks in the obvious swear words):
No,I will not report him,but I could and as usual could have his game privileges suspended,but today,I will be "merciful"and just laugh at his royal "dumbness".He has no idea that when he talks like that,he is chatting to a huge battle cruiser cannon aimed directly at him,that can,at my option,go off and disintegrate him off of the site.Just saying!

:Only a beginner plays like the fool you are.
:Got no tongue?
:Hey,idiot,i'm talking to you!
:Boy,are you a ...... .......
:Did your momma raise you to be such a wimpy ... .... that makes you afraid of your shadow?
:I'm going to make you pay for your stupid moves,you D. S. A!

I said nothing in this blitz game as usual.I just let this immature 52 year old implode upon himself...because 10 moves later I mated him and he swiftly disconnected.
Funny people always pop up in the blitz chat area.I could drop a hammer on this guy and report him..but again,I will be merciful today because it holiday time!I have probably suspended at least 6 players in the past year or so by reporting them to GK.And if I was wrong,then logically GK would not have agreed with me!

Again,much more to come.I actually do keep my chat on,just in case someone actually WANTS to have a nice brief chat with me or say hello or hi!But then it allows the "worms"to filter in like this one.



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