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thumper 04-Feb-14, 16:00	From what I've seen, the expectations of this club are so low that even I can meet them.
mrmarmalade 04-Feb-14, 16:02	Yep. But you know what this club is, Thumper? Honest.
postalpeet 04-Feb-14, 16:03	Fox News does have some HAWT women on... ...I think that's where the "Fox" comes in.
mrmarmalade 04-Feb-14, 17:46	Back on track for one second, then all can resume bashing me at will... Please treat Chilli with respect. This may not be an easy undertaking and he may need to kick ass when provoked or deemed absolutely necessary. Try not to quit in a huff and just let the dust settle for 24 hours. A club like this is a rarity and will create certain obstacles; there is a learning curve in place. We will make mistakes and errors in judgment. Do your best and refer to Tom Selleck when in doubt.
postalpeet 04-Feb-14, 17:59	What? Chilli don't need to be "given" respect...he takes it!
chilliman64 05-Feb-14, 12:38	to quote Grouch Marx: "I don't want to belong to any club that will have me as a member." (seems this is misquoted all over the place.) somehow this quote seems pertinent to most MMMCers...
chilliman64 05-Feb-14, 12:39	would like to point out that MMMC is currently the second most active club on gk => gameknot.com
mrmarmalade 05-Feb-14, 13:31	As long as the quality remains high (subjective) I don't care where we rank... That being said, I do get some enjoyment out of our meteoric rise. We are the proverbial 'New Kid in Town,' so once the dust settles, we'll see how things stabilize... There are going to be some newcomers in the next few hours or so that should make things just a bit more interesting... God help us!
postalpeet 05-Feb-14, 13:54	There's a record to go for, fastest to the top, and fastest to the bottom... ...OK, we already *hit* bottom by my reckoning
mrmarmalade 05-Feb-14, 15:39	PP Not everybody can manage great chess clubs; the bar is just set too high sometimes. gameknot.com
postalpeet 05-Feb-14, 22:05	Yeah, I know that clown... ...always over promising and under producing...
mrmarmalade 06-Feb-14, 08:22	The only image missing from Man Club profile pic., is a rainbow, ever-so-slightly gracing the sky behind the mustached hero. Oh, the irony of such a pictorial would be too hard to resist. Okay, Man Clubbians, are any of y'all capable of taking the current photo and superimposing this pretty color spectrum? If so, please advise and submit for review. I'll give my email address to anyone interested.
postalpeet 06-Feb-14, 12:26	You do know that a rainbow implies that Tom is gay, right?
mrmarmalade 06-Feb-14, 12:32	The implication is not lost on me, PP... It's called 'satire.'
postalpeet 06-Feb-14, 12:39	hey, well then why not put a few unicorns on it too?
mrmarmalade 06-Feb-14, 12:40	Because... that wouldn't be funny.
postalpeet 06-Feb-14, 12:43	dude, unicorns are funny... ...you need to do them with d*cks...large ones.
mrmarmalade 06-Feb-14, 12:45	Yes, that comment was original and certainly not going to draw the attention of GK... Good post.
postalpeet 06-Feb-14, 12:49	satire, you gotta love it...
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