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mrmarmalade
04-Feb-14, 19:35

Introduce yourself.
Jack, 42, badass, fisherman, weightlifter, beer drinker, target shooter-assorted calibers, womanizer, well-read, engineer, former school teacher, former real estate sales, 4x4 enthusiast, dislikes metro-sexuals.
mrmarmalade
04-Feb-14, 20:05

Of course,
I exaggerate, except for the part about being a womanizing bad-ass weightlifter who drinks beer, shoots guns, fishes and drives a 4x4.

Other than that, I'm a sensitive guy.
bittymoon
04-Feb-14, 20:08

Thanks for the invitation...
Im Catz....and can out fish, out drink most men....I enjoy making fun of men...had sheltered life....despise fakes...former librarian... also dislikes metro-sexuals.

Now addicted to the fine art of match-making (In chess of course)...husband loving wench (My own)... who takes more selfies than Kim Kardashian.
mrmarmalade
04-Feb-14, 20:12

Oh my my my.
Welcome Catzlaw... Outstanding intro.

Funny... The Women @ The Man Club seem to kick serious ass and put all us men to shame.
bittymoon
04-Feb-14, 20:19

MrM.
It's Not my intention to shame anyone... unless I catch them crying at the end of Terms of Endearment, the temptation is just too great then.
mrmarmalade
04-Feb-14, 20:23

10
10 10 10nnnnnnn..

It is apparent you and Mistee should be running this club! Not I.
bittymoon
04-Feb-14, 20:29

Noooooooo Club moderating for me . I have the IQ of a snail...ok a snail with glasses, but still...
mrmarmalade
04-Feb-14, 20:32

Catz,
It is the people that claim "non-intelligence" that I seek. You know why? They are the ones with real insight, education.
bittymoon
04-Feb-14, 20:34

In that case, "I'm your huckleberry"  
mrmarmalade
04-Feb-14, 20:45

Catz
I TRY not to show any pretenses here and it's clear I come up short and am NOT the manliest-"man" at The Man Club. There are many who surpass my efforts, you included.

Thank you for joining.
thumper
04-Feb-14, 20:51

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed but if there's a more efficient, amusing or spectacular way to injure myself, I'll find it.
bittymoon
04-Feb-14, 20:54

Thumper... you want injury? Try jabbing yourself in the eye with a mascara wand...  

I'll wait...
mrmarmalade
04-Feb-14, 20:57

Thumper
is honest. Hence, he forgoes my circus show and is deliberate. I'm pleased with this group, thus far. I like this club. When I don't, I'll shut it down or make adjustments.
mrmarmalade
04-Feb-14, 20:58

Lol
@ Catz.

Thumper primping his eyelashes! I love it!
bittymoon
05-Feb-14, 10:00

MrM... it's painful to jab your eye with one of those wands... I'd love to see men try it. My husband would try... with a toilet brush perhaps.  
mrmarmalade
05-Feb-14, 10:25

One time
about fifteen years ago, a girlfriend convinced me to join her in getting a pedicure as she thought my feet too rough.

I was cringing in pain as some woman stabbed at my cuticles with a sharp metal object... I ended my session early.
bittymoon
05-Feb-14, 10:29

LOL Perhaps she should have used a black & decker sander..
mrmarmalade
05-Feb-14, 10:42

Catz
it wasn't the filing that bothered me, it was that cuticle abuse... And, I'm kind of proud of my foot calluses as I can walk across rocky surfaces, bare-foot, w/out too much pain.

chilliman64
05-Feb-14, 12:21

I have the foot sensitivity of a little girl - it is my great weakness
wreck_tangle
06-Feb-14, 13:03

crap, i hate intos:

pee-wee herman looks, personality of dry dishcloth, interactivity of Steven Hawking in a volleyball match, attention span shorter than my d..k

and thats the good parts.
onepocket
07-Feb-14, 04:54

Tom Selleck looks
6'-3", 225 lbs.
Used to be kind of a badass but age & surgeries slowed me down.

Good pool player. Good at spoiling cats.
Like to paddle my kayak through mangrove tunnels.

As I've gotten old I've mellowed out a little. Maybe.
Still have little patience for some things & set in my ways on others.
bakunnin
07-Feb-14, 09:08

Bakunnin
Hi people;
My name is Héctor ( as the greek hero...), I'm a chemistry teacher here in Spain.
I love traveling, sports like chess and football ( what you guys in the USA call soccer), and love enjoying my free time with friends and wife drinking beer and wine around a good dinner.( I'm a reasonably good chef...!)
When i remember anything more to say about me, or when I'm in the mood to write in English ( I'm tired today for translations), i´ll come back to you.


mrmarmalade
07-Feb-14, 10:15

Great to see
you here Bakunnin... I'm so used to referring to you as Pirate Bakunnin, so it's going to be an adjustment going with Hector. (By the way, one of my favorite hero warriors in The Iliad; I also thought actor Eric Bana portrayed a great depiction of him in the film adaptation 'Troy.')

Chemistry teacher, eh? You may find the Man Club lacking in much regarding the education dept.
chilliman64
07-Feb-14, 13:56

welcome to all new club members
chilliman64
18-Mar-14, 23:47

just realised I didn't introduce myself

I'm an a*hole

that is all
aussiespud
19-Mar-14, 02:30

.....with your very own theme tune !!

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