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onepocket
07-Jan-16, 12:56

Words of wisdom
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory.
You don't need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.

penguin_
07-Jan-16, 16:45

Words of Wisedom
If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree. Unless you learn to fly.
bearz2
08-Jan-16, 02:30

unless you have a penguin it don't work
onepocket
08-Jan-16, 04:21

I didn't think penguins could climb trees
penguin_
08-Jan-16, 09:43

@ One pocket
Only when chased by bears
onepocket
08-Jan-16, 12:44

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head & a beer gut & still think they're sexy.
Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
penguin_
08-Jan-16, 15:57

Old Penguins say
Love maybe the answer, but I can't remember the question.
penguin_
08-Jan-16, 15:59

Things were looking up but then a bird flew over and pooped in my eye.
teardrop34
08-Nov-16, 15:54

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If you think someone is going to hit you with a car, get out of the way ASAP.

Dear Humanity,
In case you forgot, I used to be your Internet.
--Sincerely, The Library.
saintinsanity
29-Nov-16, 18:52




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