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hennybogan1953 01-May-17, 19:17	Catapulting Seniors 1. Get a Catapult 2. Put Ice Cream in that Catapult 3. Senior goes after the ice cream 4. Release the catapult That's the way you do it.
lordmonkeymouth 01-May-17, 19:20	LOL @ "1. Get a catapult."
saintinsanity 01-May-17, 20:20	Trebuchet or bust, you heathens
hennybogan1953 01-May-17, 21:47	Has anyone given any thought to ask where exactly do we send the seniors in the catapult? Let's discuss where the best place is to catapult the seniors that will be pleasant for them and convenient for the rest of us. First thing is they need to land in water or a soft spot because we don't want to hurt them. Do we use real ice cream because it will melt if left in the catapult too long?
hennybogan1953 01-May-17, 21:50	Some of them wear adult diapers.
lordmonkeymouth 02-May-17, 08:32	Before catapulting, make sure to sell senior a reverse mortgage.
hennybogan1953 02-May-17, 10:38	There is a Ssnior Citizen at work "they" call "Reverse Morgan"
lordmonkeymouth 02-May-17, 10:44	Tell senior citizens that catapult is a magic catapult that will launch them to assisted living facility that has Matlock episodes playing on continuous loop, serves pudding for breakfast, cake for lunch & ice cream for supper. Then release catatpult into lava flow.
hennybogan1953 02-May-17, 16:04	Wait a minute. How old is a senior citizen? I'm thinking like 85 or 90?
hennybogan1953 02-May-17, 16:08	www.aplaceformom.com The Japanese culture values the elderly. Appreciation for elders has been engrained in families and their children, making Japan one of the most kind places in the world for seniors. Many Japanese families have several generations living under one roof. This arrangement is believed to be one of the many reasons the elderly in Japan live longer than any other population. In fact, there are more elderly citizens than young people in Japan as the population is comprised of more people over the age of 65 than any other group, according to the Administration on Aging. Happiness and longevity, well into the latter part of life in Japan, have been attributed to strong community bonds, family and healthy living that includes plenty of exercise and healthy, low-fat diets. Honoring tradition to care for and respect family members, especially seniors, doesn’t hurt.
hennybogan1953 02-May-17, 16:10	I kind of like the way we do it America for now but I hope in the next decade or so we become more like Japan.
lordmonkeymouth 02-May-17, 16:20	I hope you get Alzheimer's in next decade or so.
hennybogan1953 02-May-17, 19:35	Please don't sit on monkey toilet seats because it is dangerous and I wouldn't want you to get monkey AIDS to compliment your human AIDS.
anomalocaris 03-May-17, 14:21	Catapulting seniors is mean and disrespectful. Native Americans and Japanese treat their seniors with respect and admiration. Often elders in Native American tribes were the leaders and considered wise. I also think this might be why they were defeated by American troops. Its hard to retreat when your leader is 90 years old and really slow. American troops were vicious and catapulted their seniors into Indian camps to break down their front lines. A catapulted senior could rip right through a teepee.
saintinsanity 03-May-17, 14:33	Didn't they send their elders out into the woods to die along?
hennybogan1953 07-May-17, 10:39	We need more catapults in America to launch Seniors to places that are gentle like water or lots "My Pillows" www.amazon.com Senior citizens are familiar with "My Pillow" because they love FOX NEWS and "My Pillow" is a big sponsor on FOX NEWS.

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