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lordmonkeymouth 13-Dec-15, 15:28 |
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lordmonkeymouth 14-Dec-15, 12:41 |
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lordmonkeymouth 14-Dec-15, 20:44 |
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![]() was not fat, but liked a nice poached salmon non the less. Still. lasagna baked awhile. The fat man farted. And then farted again. It was a 4-countfart. bum bum bum pftttt. bu bum bum pfttt The dog got up and walked a way from the stink eee chicken brie soup fart. |
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![]() a woman is needed. Not a fat woman. not too sexy either a woman with thought. with hips to Thursday. Thursday hips are nice. Yes they are nice. Thursday hips are Italian. Like climbing the Dolomites. 1 2 3 4. |
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lordmonkeymouth 18-Dec-15, 13:26 |
![]() Chipotle after orchestra practice And ate a chicken-burrito Not the bowl option She added guacamole, corn Sour cream and cheese As a side snack She also bought chips She ate the meal Quietly, in solitude as She privately checked for Messages on her dating-site No messages, once again So she got angry And went on an Incoherent rampage against folks |
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![]() Time to eat it. The thin dog said " don't forget the lasagna." The dog was practical. He liked melted cheese. He liked Italian sausage. " Don't forget the lasagna." Dried lasagna was okay. Better was soft lasagna. a 3 egg omelet with some bacon and biscuits.... please/ thank you. with crispy burnt lasagna. The dog said hopefully. |
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![]() agreed. The place needed paint.... and windows washed. The apartment felt cloudy. |
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lordmonkeymouth 18-Dec-15, 15:01 |
![]() The dog saw opportunity "After all", thought Dog What a fine meal That caboose would make If the terrorists win And I'm left with A well portioned rump-roast |
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![]() Looking edible thought dog. ...a meal perhaps, tonight.... even dogs feel shame what about the woman? that woman creature loves us. ( yeah 5 words...so what>.) What'ts her name again? Sally?. Meg? Georgia? Toni? I missed her name. |
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lordmonkeymouth 18-Dec-15, 15:13 |
![]() And she likes meals Idle activity, cheese, pork Bread, music and Prozac. |
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![]() maybe but the cello. she plays the cello. Frank, the fat man |
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lordmonkeymouth 18-Dec-15, 15:25 |
![]() Say hello, come sit Next to me I've Got the cherry jello. |
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lordmonkeymouth 18-Dec-15, 22:29 |
![]() Really really loves me Which is a problem Cause I don't care She's napping next to Me, at this moment As I'm pounding another Beer, flipping through HBO |