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lordmonkeymouth
13-Dec-15, 15:28

4 word story
That fat violinist ate
ed_norton
13-Dec-15, 16:55

chicken soup with Brie.
lordmonkeymouth
14-Dec-15, 12:41

Still-being-hungry, a-tray-of-lasagna was warmed-up
lordmonkeymouth
14-Dec-15, 20:44

as the caboose grew
ed_norton
18-Dec-15, 08:45

and the lasagna baked
ed_norton
18-Dec-15, 12:41

the fat man's dog
was not fat, but
liked a nice poached
salmon non the less.

Still. lasagna baked awhile.
The fat man farted.
And then farted again.

It was a 4-countfart.
bum bum bum pftttt.
bu bum bum pfttt
The dog got up
and walked a way

from the stink eee
chicken brie soup fart.
ed_norton
18-Dec-15, 13:06

In this "fictional" story
a woman is needed.
Not a fat woman.

not too sexy either
a woman with thought.

with hips to Thursday.
Thursday hips are nice.
Yes they are nice.
Thursday hips are Italian.
Like climbing the Dolomites.

1 2 3 4.


lordmonkeymouth
18-Dec-15, 13:26

She gleefully went to
Chipotle after orchestra practice
And ate a chicken-burrito
Not the bowl option

She added guacamole, corn
Sour cream and cheese
As a side snack
She also bought chips

She ate the meal
Quietly, in solitude as
She privately checked for
Messages on her dating-site

No messages, once again
So she got angry
And went on an
Incoherent rampage against folks


ed_norton
18-Dec-15, 14:50

The lasagna was drying.
Time to eat it.

The thin dog said
" don't forget the lasagna."

The dog was practical.
He liked melted cheese.
He liked Italian sausage.

" Don't forget the lasagna."

Dried lasagna was okay.
Better was soft lasagna.

a 3 egg omelet
with some bacon and
biscuits.... please/ thank you.
with crispy burnt lasagna.

The dog said hopefully.
ed_norton
18-Dec-15, 14:59

The dog and violinist
agreed. The place needed
paint.... and windows washed.

The apartment felt cloudy.
lordmonkeymouth
18-Dec-15, 15:01

As the caboose grew
The dog saw opportunity
"After all", thought Dog
What a fine meal

That caboose would make
If the terrorists win
And I'm left with
A well portioned rump-roast
ed_norton
18-Dec-15, 15:10

The caboose. The Caboose.
Looking edible thought dog.

...a meal perhaps, tonight....

even dogs feel shame
what about the woman?
that woman creature loves us. ( yeah 5 words...so what>.)

What'ts her name again?
Sally?. Meg? Georgia? Toni?

I missed her name.
lordmonkeymouth
18-Dec-15, 15:13

Her name is Caboose
And she likes meals
Idle activity, cheese, pork
Bread, music and Prozac.
ed_norton
18-Dec-15, 15:22

end of the line
maybe but the cello.
she plays the cello.

Frank, the fat man

lordmonkeymouth
18-Dec-15, 15:25

You say cello, I
Say hello, come sit
Next to me I've
Got the cherry jello.
ed_norton
18-Dec-15, 15:37

she's a nice girl.
lordmonkeymouth
18-Dec-15, 22:29

My newest new girlfriend
Really really loves me
Which is a problem
Cause I don't care

She's napping next to
Me, at this moment
As I'm pounding another
Beer, flipping through HBO



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