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saintinsanity 16-Mar-17, 11:27	Oh No! I made a terrible mistake! Trump is decapitating babies in the streets! I'm so sorry America! I never meant for this to happen!
tower919 16-Mar-17, 11:41	I am OUTRAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This WILL NOT STAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! youtu.be FULL SCREEN and LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tower919 16-Mar-17, 13:44	OLIGARCHS! WAR PROFITEERS! HALIBURTON! POLLUTION! KILLING POOR PEOPLE! PUTIN! That is Groper's agenda! He can't wait to get his tiny hands on the NUCLEAR FOOTBALL and DESTROY the ENTIRE planet so he and his RICH OLIGARCHS can RULE the WORLD! We MUST RESIST his plan to DESTROY humanity!!!!!!!!!!!!! Groper, Groper, Groper! Tiny hands! Orange wig! We're all gonna DIE!!!!!!!!! I will NOT go down without A FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! Neither will the Black and Brown people Trump HATES so much!!!!!!! We will RESIST and we will be SUCCESSFUL!!!!!!!! Why don't conservatives get that Groper wants to KILL US ALL????????? DUHHHHHHHHHHH!
tower919 16-Mar-17, 13:45	😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿
tower919 16-Mar-17, 13:48	Where did I put my MEDS????????? Groper and his RICH OLIGARCHS broke into MY home and STOLE them with their TINY hands. Obviously, that's what happened! DUHHHHHHHHHHH!
tower919 16-Mar-17, 13:50	SPEAK IT, AL!!!!!! youtu.be
tower919 16-Mar-17, 14:01	Hrrrrrmph. Why can't those favoring Trump say anything worthwhile? I must maintain the quality of my club and its high level of intellectual discourse. Hrrrrrrrrrmphhhhhh.
tower919 16-Mar-17, 14:03	Groper! Tiny hands! 😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿 (Now THAT is what I call intelligent discourse worthy of an esteemed club.) Hrrrrrrmmmmmphhhhhhhh
saintinsanity 16-Mar-17, 14:10	I love that club. It's such a safe space.
tower919 16-Mar-17, 14:10	RICH OLIGARCHS want to KILL us ALL!!! GLOBAL WARMING!!! NUCLEAR WAR!!!! youtu.be
saintinsanity 16-Mar-17, 14:11	I feel the safest when everything outside of this club is trying to kill us but I'm inside the club
tower919 16-Mar-17, 14:14	YES!!!!!! Too many TRIGGERS and NOT enough MEDS. DUHHHHHHHHHHHH!
ed_norton 16-Mar-17, 15:28	The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.” A time traveler walks into a bar.
tower919 16-Mar-17, 15:50	I didn't catch that 'til I read it a second time. Nice!
saintinsanity 16-Mar-17, 15:55	I get it The bartender can see the future!
tower919 16-Mar-17, 15:57	Groper and Putin want to DOMINATE the WORLD! They want to get EVEN MORE RICH at the expense of the poor! They want to POLLUTE our AIR and WATER and DESTROY our NATURAL RESOURCES! Prepare yourselves for WAR!!!! Groper and PUTIN want NUCLEAR WAR so they can hide out in their UNDERGROUND BUNKER and count their BILLIONS OF DOLLARS. <Wheeev! No evidence required because this is all self-evident. Wheeev!>
tower919 16-Mar-17, 15:59	Nooooooooo! The time travel is embedded in the story. DUHHHHHHHHHH
ed_norton 16-Mar-17, 16:05	Deja Vous is French for Screen Shots The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.” A time traveler walks into a bar.
ed_norton 16-Mar-17, 16:32	The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.” A time traveler walks into a bar. The time traveler says Gimme a screen shot. The skeleton says Gimme a beer and a mop. The teacher says Make me a martini, no wait. Let me show you how to make it right. The bar maid says You filthy beast. The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.” A time traveler walks into a bar. The bartender says Haven't I seen you before. The bar maid says You filthy beast. The time traveler says Here's a screen shot. The teacher says Make me a martini. The bartender says You are a martini. The bar maid says I'll have a bear and a chaser. A time traveler walks into a bar. www.youtube.com
tower919 16-Mar-17, 16:56	That post is a sure-fire headache inducer.
ed_norton 16-Mar-17, 17:24	I had a headache at the time, but it has passed.
tower919 16-Mar-17, 18:21	You transferred it to your post. It now exists as a disembodied headache in cyberspace, seeking heads to occupy.

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