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 Jokes II
I laughed and laughed at this joke Frank told on the original joke thread. Good one!
On a sad note, a friend of mine was just stricken from his internship for a minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients. Seven years of post secondary study, thousands of dollars in tuition, books, fees, and medical scholarships all wasted. He had been such a brilliant veterinarian, too.
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valley_forge
14-Sep-24, 12:30
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LOL
Good one, Frank! Hilarious joke. Your sense of humor is exceeded only by Trump’s.
Maybe you should post this on an economics thread?
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Strut your stuff Officer.
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valley_forge
17-Sep-24, 12:39
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Because nothing says Christian like vigilante murder as the solution to illegal immigration…
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valley_forge
21-Sep-24, 17:36
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valley_forge
21-Sep-24, 17:43
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<<Brother we have our differences, surely, but what ever these differences are can and should be dealt with in a less confrontational mode than what we’re displaying here on these forums.>>
I look forward to your no longer questioning and criticizing my faith because I have zero interest in promoting former President Trump and trashing the D.N.C.
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Thumper
Try to stear clear of Ohio, of you can. I hear they are eating Doug's there
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Did you come up with that yourself?
Pretty good.
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valley_forge
25-Sep-24, 11:44
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thumper
25-Sep-24, 11:51
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Deleted by thumper on 25-Sep-24, 11:51.
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Vic/VF
Are you guys telling jokes? I think I'm missing the punchline.
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The punch line is at the rear of the auditorium.
The spiked punch line, for adults only, is by the exit.
They can be hard to miss due to the crowd.
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A Milk Toast Christian approached St. Peter at the Pearly Gates and said, “I’ve lived a perfect life, following all the rules and being extremely mild. I’m sure I’ll fit right in with the heavenly crowd.” St. Peter looked at him and said, “Actually, we’re looking for people with a bit more… spine. You know, folks who stood up for what they believed in, even when it was hard. You’re more likely to find your place in the ‘Nice-but-Not-Noteworthy’ section of heaven.”
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It’s milquetoast, not milk toast. Trump made the same mistake in one of his tweets lol
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<< same mistake in one of his tweets lol >>
But other than that he did a heck of a job, didn't He?
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"Man Hilariously Roasts Clueless DNC Attendees, Including Big-Name Politicians, to Their Face with Provocative Questions and Their Responses are Quite Telling (VIDEO)"
twitter.com
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On a golf tour in Ireland Tiger Woods pulls into a gas station , as he gets out of his car a petrol attendant walks up, not knowing who Tiger is or anything about golf he greets him in a typically Irish manner, "top of the mornin' to yer sir'", Tiger nods in greeting and leans forward to unlock the fuel cap , as he does 2 Tees fall out of his top pocket hitting the ground , " what are dose" asks the attendant, "they are called Tees " Tiger replied " they're for resting my balls on when I'm driving " ... " fookin jaysus " replied the attendant, " BMW think of everything "
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This is awesome.
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Dumb jokes
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Chess joke
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S.E.T.I has been listening for signs of extraterrestrial technology decades. Mostly in the form of radio transmissions. This is very difficult because the Universe is full of radio waves. What people don't know is that ever since S.E.T.I received the WoW! signal ( "6EQUJ5" ) they have been trying to decode and translate it. Today after 47 years, with the help of A.I they have succeeded in translating that message...
It reads....
Stop transmitting they will hear you.
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Fiona Hill, former NSC staffer: “Putin was basically telling [Trump] that you can’t trust Ukraine, and don’t give them anything.” (Source: The Times)
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Now is not the time to make jokes.
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Heh, I like that guy.
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OKI, youtube kept pushing this comedian because I watch some standup.
It's a lot of jokes in a row but I didn't want to start a new thread
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He's funny. Bit dirty though
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Roasted!!
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That's just cold blooded.
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