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mo-oneandmore
11-Jul-25, 22:58

trump jokes
Here's one      

trump goes to Hell of course, but the devil tells him that because he was a very important person to him that he would allow trump to select one of three doors to spend eternity in.

trump looks into the first door and sees Barak Obama shooting baskets.
trump explains to the devil: "I can't do that. I don't like to loose and I don't like that guy."

trump then looks into the second door and sees George Bush pounding on rocks for eternity.
trump shouts: I can't do that because I have a bad back and foot spurs.

trump then peeks into the third door where Monica Lewinski is giving Bill Clint6on a blow job; and trump says: "Hey! That's perfect for me and it's right up my alley --- thanks Devil."

And as trump walks through the third door and the door begins to close forever, the devil booms through the crack: "Ok Monica. You can leave now."

Haw!
Haw, haw!
Haw, haw! Huh?


brigadecommander
12-Jul-25, 03:12

The Truth and nothing but the truth
cole-mclemore.pixels.com
lord_shiva
12-Jul-25, 09:27

No Doubt
That is exactly what is going on, BC. Groper is digitally assaulting liberty. Elon was given all our confidential data, tax records, medical history, and credit information. He has the tools to mine that data for his immense profit, but it was Groper’s reneging on his EV promises to defecate on the libs that resulted in their falling out.

Peter Thiel, JD Vance’s groomer, is building a database on Americans too.

Gemini offers—

Palantir Technologies, a data-mining firm co-founded by billionaire tech investor Peter Thiel, has been tapped by the U.S. government to compile a vast database of information on Americans. This project has raised concerns about privacy and potential misuse of data. The New York Times reported that Palantir is compiling data on Americans, following an executive order instructing federal agencies to share data. This includes sensitive information from various agencies, including:
Tax records.
Immigration records.
Social Security Administration data.
Department of Homeland Security data.
Department of Health and Human Services data.
Other agencies, including the IRS and Department of Education.
The goal of this initiative, spearheaded by the administration, is to create a centralized database, potentially leading to a "master database" or "profile on every person in the country". Palantir's involvement raises significant concerns due to its history of working with government agencies and its advanced data analysis capabilities, including:
Its software can be used to identify patterns in data, track behavior, and potentially influence government decisions.
Critics fear this could lead to increased surveillance and potential misuse of data to target individuals, including immigrants and political opponents.
Palantir has a history of controversial contracts, including one with ICE to provide real-time visibility into immigrant movements.
While proponents of the partnership cite potential benefits such as improved efficiency, fraud detection, and better law enforcement, the privacy implications remain a point of contention and concern for civil liberties advocates.

End quote.

The expansion of ICE into the largest secret police force in the world, with a budget larger than Russia’s entire military, should be cause for alarm for anyone concerned about civil liberty, especially in light of their current abuses. Trafficking people based on their skin tones or accents absent any due process. Manning people complying with legal requirements in courts, or while working, attending school, visiting a hospital, or simply writing articles critical of the orange idiot or his fascist policies, and housing them in substandard concentration camps like Alligator Auschwitz. Laura Loomer noted all 60 plus million US Latinos should be fed to the alligators. Did any Republican official condemn that comment?

One they are done kidnapping Latinos, what stops them from arresting anyone who posts negative comments about the corrupt, pussy-mauling scumbag on GameKnot?

Honestly, back in 2016 when Groper first announced he was running as a Republican, I was caught by surprise because I had always assumed he was running as a joke.
bobspringett
13-Jul-25, 05:36

Shiva 09:27
<back in 2016 when Groper first announced he was running as a Republican, I was caught by surprise because I had always assumed he was running as a joke.>

He WAS running as a joke! Or at least, as a stunt to get free advertising. And most of the people who voted for him in the primaries also did that as a joke, just to pull on the chain of the Republican Establishment. And when Trump did well in the first primaries, a lot of people saw how much fun it was to make the Republican Establishment panic; so they just kept on doing it in later primaries.

Then when he won Republican nomination, they thought "Sheet! I never really expected that would happen! But damned if I'm going to vote for a Democrat!"

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.
lord_shiva
13-Jul-25, 06:56

Brexit
That passed in large part for the same reason. Young people not taking their civic responsibility seriously voted on a lark. Of course, a lot of older folk simply fell for the legion of lies by Boris and the others.
bobspringett
13-Jul-25, 15:54

Brexit
Of course there were many factors in Brexit, and the 'spitting the dummy' motivation was one of them.

My recollection is that another point in the argument were immigration controls. The unemployed in Britain were fed the idea that Poles and others from the old Iron Curtain countries were 'taking English jobs'. The English were not as accustomed as Europeans of having foreigners in their midst, and there was a touch of discomfort from these new conditions.

It was made worse by Merkel allowing refugees into Germany, and from there through the rest of Europe. The actual impact on housing was negligible, Europe having a low birthrate and low immigration generally, and the impact on jobs was probably marginally beneficial in that it increased demand; but those who benefitted congratulated themselves while those who lost blamed the most obvious scapegoat.

There was also resentment at 'Rule from Brussels'. The priority of EU laws over national laws was seen as a 'loss of sovereignty'.

It is interesting that Scotland and Ireland, long occupied by the foreign English and subject to 'Rule from London', voted AGAINST Brexit, as did more cosmopolitan London. It was the English countryside and smaller cities and towns that carried the 'YES' vote. Rural Xenophobia happens in more than one country!

What WASN'T made clear at the time was these 'objectionable' aspects were the other side of the prosperity that Britain gained from having a huge free market for its products and for cheaper imports. Without these, it wouldn't be Poles in Yorkshire taking British jobs by the hundreds; it would be French, German, Hungarian, etc workers in Europe taking those jobs by the thousands. And those workers would NOT be buying their bread at British bakers, or buying meals at British restaurants.

Strangely enough, Boris and Nigel never mentioned these consequences.

But the most irresponsible aspect of all was to pull out without first reaching an exit agreement. A bit like jumping off a cliff and hoping to find a parachute on the way down. This is what caused the most grief in the process; the Brexiteers either hadn't realised or hadn't explained the costs and consequences, and now they understood that they were stuck on a conveyor belt heading for an incinerator. With English arrogance more suited to the Victiorian era, they had just assumed that England could dictate terms and everyone else would comply. Not so in the 21st century!

And America, with the same self-assurance today, will soon start to realise that things are no longer as they were in 1970. Trump might or might not be able to make 'deals', and these will give him his daily headline hit. But they will also incentivise everyone else to adjust their trade arrangements with the rest of the world to reduce their vulnerability to another wave of 'deal-making'. As that is being done year by year, the deals will shrivel. Trump will have set in train a process in which America, the greatest trading nation in history, will find its trade shrinking. A 25% tariff will simply allow domestic competitors put their own prices up 25% to match, and pocket the extra profit. (But guess who loses.)

This will suck more money out of the workers' pockets and into the investors bank accounts, but there is a limit to how much money workers can afford to spend. As inflation goes up, demand will go down and unemployment will rise. This means even less domestic demand, so production will drop to match, and that will be done by more layoffs. Who would expect any foreign-based company to 'on-shore' while economic conditions are heading south?

Even if some future President reverses Trump's actions, that will mean nothing. The rest of the world will know that what has happened once can always happen a second time. Few will invest their capital on such a risky venture. Even all the companies pledging to 're-shore' are doing no more than stroking Trump's ego. Plans like those proposed take years to put into effect, and in that time all sorts of 'unexpected delays' in planning and design can crop up. Only then will serious money be spent. In other words, it ain't gunna happen! America is digging itself into a hole, and the only way out will be by tunnelling.

The lesson of Brexit is that isolationism in trade doesn't end well. Just ask North Korea.
lord_shiva
18-Jul-25, 09:55

Don w****leone
Hair Führer

Impotus is the Pedophile of the United States.

His Epstein birthday card boasts of secret moments shared with his pal. Details found in Katie Johnson’s affidavit, where Donald’s signature graces his nude Sharpie drawing’s pubic region mimicking “carpet.”

Groper’s base will excuse his pedophilia with he is so great and awesome he can be forgiven minor peccadilloes like statutory rape and shooting someone in the face on fifth avenue. Emoluments. Graft. Corruption. Insurrection…
lord_shiva
18-Jul-25, 09:58

Wow
They REALLY don’t like that whole ŵhořę word, do they?

Don Ŵħōřėleoņe. Dang that is a good one!
jonheck
27-Jul-25, 02:25

seen at rally yesterday
trump steals your money then sends you a bill.
jonheck
03-Aug-25, 09:50

For the first time in history you can post “he is an idiot” and 90% percent will know who you are talking about.
bobspringett
03-Aug-25, 16:05

Trumponomics
"Of course Mexico will pay for the Wall! That's one of the reasons for the tariffs!

(Oh, you mean AMERICANS pay the tariff? Then why are all these foreigners complaining? Ah, it costs them market share, eh? Bad luck! What's good for American business is good for America, is good for Americans. Even if it comes out of their own pockets. No, I didn't mean that; I said MEXICO will pay for the wall. Don't try to confuse people...)
vanessashane
11-Aug-25, 22:58

Why is Trump meeting Putin in Alaska?
Trump wanted to personally hand Alaska over.
mo-oneandmore
23-Aug-25, 11:15

On trump's behalf
trump "was never inappropriate with anybody".
...Maxwell

Hm-mm?
And I thought that trump was inappropriate and crude with almost everybody.

It's apparent that Maxwell's going for a pardon.



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