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apatzer 24-Jun-25, 04:20	Jokes Trump to Musk: Canada is mining and selling too many minerals. Musk: What are you going to do? Trump: Order tariffs to make them mine less. Musk: ... mine fewer. Trump: Shhh, don't call me that yet!
lord_shiva 24-Jun-25, 20:11	What Borders on Stupidity? Canada and Mexico. (Circulating in Germany, I’m told). Vic wrote: Sometimes, someone who gives me one of those bills and sees me take out the pen will say, “It should be good. I just printed it this morning.” I say that exact thing all the time. Guess I should quit. The other one is when my credit card clears I say, “looks like SWAT isn’t coming this time.”
vanessashane 24-Jun-25, 21:16	Joke Here's one I made up in high school: How many members of the Leninist vanguard does it take to turn a proletarian light bulb? None. The proletarian light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution! You had to be there, I suppose.
apatzer 25-Jun-25, 12:39	Sometimes when the card reader makes a beep of approved. I go what!?!? Denied? How can that be?!?!
apatzer 25-Jun-25, 12:41	Sorry I wasn't there.
bobspringett 25-Jun-25, 20:14	Vanessa How many bishops does it take to change a light bulb? Answer:- Bishops never change anything.
bobspringett 25-Jun-25, 20:17	Question: Who likes to spend other people's money until they have just enough left over to retire into obscene luxury? Answer:- Investment bankers.
apatzer 26-Jun-25, 04:51	Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” -- -- -- Because every play has a cast.
bobspringett 26-Jun-25, 06:21	How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
apatzer 26-Jun-25, 08:37	I'll tell you later.
lord_shiva 26-Jun-25, 08:39	Suspense? Gobble gobble.

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