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zorroloco 23-Jul-24, 20:03	"You've heard of dial a date and dial a prayer, but now there's a new one called 'Dial an Atheist'. It's the same number as 'Dial a Prayer', but no one answers." ~ Bob Newhart, RIP
obsteve 29-Aug-24, 15:45	I was going to sail round the world in a really tiny ship, but I bottled it
obsteve 29-Aug-24, 15:51	Ah sorry, translation notes: To "bottle it" or "lose your bottle" is UK for not to do something because you're scared.
bobspringett 29-Aug-24, 15:52	Probably the best political cartoon I've ever seen... Donald Trump with his right arm around the Statue of Liberty, his left arm extended taking a selfie. Liberty's right arm extended, holding up the torch, her left hand covering her face as she cowers.
obsteve 29-Aug-24, 15:53	Further etymological explanation: Bottle of glass = arse
obsteve 31-Aug-24, 07:23	Bob my favourite political cartoon will always be the one where the fat guy is drinking from the big water pipe, and the emaciated guy is getting a drop from a leak in the pipe
apatzer 31-Aug-24, 08:59	Wisdom is knowing that a malignant narcissist has never in all of human history, benefited any nation.
obsteve 30-Nov-24, 15:51	Hi folks, sorry for the long absence. I've been busy setting up a new music shop n my home town. But I had to give up when I started receiving frets in the post
bobspringett 30-Nov-24, 15:55	Getting even with Steve A priest, an imam and a rabbit went for a blood test. The rabbit was a type 'O'.
obsteve 07-Feb-25, 10:42	The only person Trump ever hired, who was qualified to do the job, was Stormy Daniels.
lord_shiva 12-Feb-25, 09:20	Hilarious! A guy sees a soldier at a bar, missing his left arm and right leg. Touched and sympathetic, the guy walks up, and offers to buy him a drink. The soldier turns, and says, apologetically… “I’m sorry, I’m not old enough to drink.”
lord_shiva 12-Feb-25, 09:28	It’s Dark in Here… A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet. The little boy says, "It's dark in here." The man whispers, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover end up in the closet together. Boy - "It's dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball glove." Man - Remembering last time, asks, "How much?" Boy - "$750." Man - "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says "$1,000." The father says, "It's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That's way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "It's dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that crap again!"
redfoxrising 24-Feb-25, 12:43	Horse trips What did the horse say after it tripped? scroll down or post some answers… ………………………………………. ****************************** Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!
redfoxrising 25-Feb-25, 11:46	more jokes Cats What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
redfoxrising 25-Feb-25, 11:48	Steak What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak? February 14th.
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