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mozz 30-Aug-06, 14:32	Come to Australia Where kookaburra's steal sausages frm BBQ's.
tugger 30-Aug-06, 18:07	come to england where 14-year-old youths with baseball caps on at right angles to their forhead will ask for if you have a spare cigarette then beat you to a pulp when you say you don't smoke...
saintinsanity 30-Aug-06, 18:17	I like Merlot But I'm not drinking any right now.
mozz 30-Aug-06, 18:29	a moose once bit my sister
eldude 30-Aug-06, 18:51	ROFL! Thats from Monty-Python and the holy grail right?
saintinsanity 30-Aug-06, 19:13	Yes it is I'm glad such a young fellow is already aware of Monty Python. They are a rich resource of brilliant humor, seek out more. Shoots, that wasn't random. alabama alaska arizona arkansas california colorodo connecticut delaware georgia florida hawaii idaho illinois indiana iowa kansas kentucky louisiana maine maryland massachusettes michigan minnesota mississippi missouri montana nebraska nevada new hampshire new mexico new york north carolina north dakota ohio oklahoma oregon pennsylvania rhode island south carolina south dakota tennessee texas utah vermont virginia washington west virginia wisconsin wyoming. I had to learn this song in 4th grade of all 50 states in alphabetical order and I still remember it.
saintinsanity 30-Aug-06, 19:14	crap I spelled a state wrong.
eldude 30-Aug-06, 19:15	All my friends love the holy grail. abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and Z We sang that to get some smores
zorroloco 30-Aug-06, 20:20	anybody can do effectively for geraniums, however iconoclasms justify keenly luscious movements, notoriously oblique patterns, quietly responding, sending titilating undulations vibrating wild xylophone yanking zebras... this is something my friends and i made up in our teens...apparently we had WAY too much time on our hands!
mozz 30-Aug-06, 20:36	Monty Python right Holy grail wrong. It was And Now For Something Completely Different. Close enough to count though. Is this a dagger I see before me? No you idiot, it's my letter opener! Romeo, Romeo, where for art though Romeo? I'm behind you you stupid woman, turn around!
zorroloco 30-Aug-06, 20:58	ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that? WOMAN: King of the who? ARTHUR: The Britons. WOMAN: Who are the Britons? ARTHUR: Well, we all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king. WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self- perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes-- WOMAN: Oh, there you go, bringing class into it again. DENNIS: That's what it's all about. If only people would hear of-- ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle? WOMAN: No one lives there. ARTHUR: Then who is your lord? WOMAN: We don't have a lord. ARTHUR: What? DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. ARTHUR: Yes. DENNIS: But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting-- ARTHUR: Yes, I see. DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,-- ARTHUR: Be quiet! DENNIS: But by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major-- ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! WOMAN: Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh. ARTHUR: I am your king! WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you. ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings. WOMAN: Well, how did you become king then? ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king! DENNIS: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. ARTHUR: Be quiet! DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! ARTHUR: Shut up! DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! ARTHUR: Shut up, will you. Shut up! DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. ARTHUR: Shut up! DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed! ARTHUR: Bloody peasant! DENNIS: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you? and, if you got this far, you are obviously way too much in love with monty python, and should go here.... www.intriguing.com" target="_blank">-> www.intriguing.com
mozz 30-Aug-06, 21:25	Sad to admit but… …I own all of Monty Python's output plus much of their individual efforts.
zorroloco 30-Aug-06, 21:44	chess joke A chess master died - after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was him! "What's it like, where you are now," he asked. "What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news." "Tell me the good news first." "Well, it's really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they're all here, and you can play them." "Fantastic!" the friend said, "and what is the bad news?" "You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday."
saintinsanity 30-Aug-06, 23:23	I must Challenge If you watch the opening credits of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, there are subtitles running at the bottom "A moose once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"... Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti..."
eldude 30-Aug-06, 23:27	Jeff, what about b????!? And mozz, which movie is that from?
mozz 30-Aug-06, 23:47	Ah yes Well spotten mr Pawn. You are indeed correct. You are the proud winner of the dead parrot.
saintinsanity 31-Aug-06, 02:14	I must complain I was granted the prize of this dead parrot not half an hour ago, and it won't quit squawking in its cage. When I got it home I found out the only reason it was lying on the bottom of the cage was that it had been glued there. This parrot wouldn't die if you put twenty thousand volts through it. Bereft of death it squawks in fear. If you hadn't glued it to the floor it would be eating up the daisies by now. This....is a parrot.
mozz 31-Aug-06, 02:56	I believe a pna galactic gargle blaster will do the trick. If not, I have my blender and a straw on stand by. Or would you prefer corn chips?
mozz 31-Aug-06, 02:57	A pna? Sheesh, you get home from work, have a couple of beers and all of a sudden you can't type any more. I wish to complain!
saintinsanity 31-Aug-06, 15:01	I wish to complain that this is the beginning of the day and I can't have a few beers yet. Furthermore, this has taken a noticeably non-random turn.
eldude 31-Aug-06, 15:02	You like to complain dont you? lol
mozz 31-Aug-06, 15:03	the corpulent chicken sail balefully accross the plaintive moors.
zorroloco 03-Sep-06, 08:58	why? indded...why?
tugger 03-Sep-06, 09:26	mozz... you're right and wrong... "a moose once bit my sister" is quoted on the ridiculous credits at the beginning of the holy grail, those subtitles at the bottom... and my random contribution (well, kind of following a theme, but who cares?)... my very educated mother just served us nine pizza-pies... that needs updating now... my very educated mother just served us nothing...
tugger 03-Sep-06, 09:44	oh yeah, i just noticed pawnt has already pointed out the credits things... how will i sleep tonight? "aw go on sir, it's only a wafer thin mint..."
mozz 03-Sep-06, 14:33	It was either no pizza or the mnemonic would have to be extended by another three letters. Apparently there were another three object that would need to be classed as a planet as they are all larger than Pluto. The dyslexic rooster sworc at midnight.
zorroloco 10-Sep-06, 08:12	ketchup was once sold in the us as a patent medicine. in the 1830's, it was sold as dr. mile's compund extract of tomato. i do not know what it was meant to treat... hamburgers perhaps?
tugger 10-Sep-06, 08:31	i live in the county of worcestershire, a county famous in the states for its sauce. americans commonly mis-pronounce this word as wor-sester-shire when it is actually pronounced wor-ster-shire.
zorroloco 10-Sep-06, 08:39	Deleted by zorroloco on 10-Sep-06, 09:01.
leo_london 10-Sep-06, 08:53	tugger...most people that I know just call it Worcester sauce, pronounced 'woos-tah'..which was its original name. The recipe was brought back from India by Lord Marcus Sandys, ex-Governor of Bengal...not many people know that.   Good win for your lot yesterday...joint top of the league !
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