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echo3
01-Sep-06, 05:13

Out of 100 politicians
6 will be having extra-marital relations with their assistants.

That leaves 94.

9 will have strange sexual peccadilloes.

That leaves 85.

21 will be Butt-Ugly.

That leaves 64.

mozz
01-Sep-06, 05:52

From what I've seen in the media...
...9 with strange sexual peccadilloes may be a bit of an under representation.
echo3
01-Sep-06, 09:52

OK mozz.....
Another 22 with strange sexual peccadilloes.

That leaves 42.

1 with prosthectic testicle.

That leaves 41.

[Pray continue........]
mozz
01-Sep-06, 15:45

7 don't actually know what constituency they represent.

That leaves 34.
thumper
01-Sep-06, 22:09

1 has actually read the constitution

That leaves 33
echo3
03-Sep-06, 01:31

1 masterminded 9/11

That leaves 32
flcrackers
05-Sep-06, 09:33

8 will plead guilty as charged by the end of their first 3 months in office

That leaves 26
daddysgirl
05-Sep-06, 09:38

1 is actually honest

that leaves 25
flcrackers
05-Sep-06, 09:40

We are talking about the Europeans here, aren't we?
daddysgirl
05-Sep-06, 09:47

5 of them are in the employment of the mafia

that leaves 20
echo3
05-Sep-06, 13:13

1 has "an obsession with the erect p*nis".

That leaves 19
thumper
06-Sep-06, 22:26

5 actually read the bills they vote for.

That leaves 14
echo3
07-Sep-06, 09:09

1 desperately wants to be prime-minister NOW!!!!!

That leaves 13.
soulcrates
08-Sep-06, 01:06

3 can't read.
That leaves 10.
mozz
08-Sep-06, 02:38

4 think the chamber is a place to catch a nap.

that leaves 6
thumper
11-Sep-06, 16:42

3 have never missed a session

that leaves 3
echo3
12-Sep-06, 01:44

1 counts votes more than once?!

That leaves 18  
saintinsanity
12-Sep-06, 04:23

way to renew
6 tried to sell their souls to the devil, but accidentally sold it to Disney instead.

That leaves 12.

And three of those actually sit down with constituents to talk about issues.

That leaves 9.
flcrackers
12-Sep-06, 09:30

3 just got out of prison and got their seats in government back.

That leaves 15
soulcrates
12-Sep-06, 11:55

5 never passed a math class without cheating.

That leaves 11



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