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 A Joke...or a laugh....Please do tell...just remember to keep them polite..or politically correct for Gameknot Rules... |
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nmdavidb 05-Jun-10, 10:38 |
I got ripped off by Ebay "Tiger Wood's 18 Favorite Holes" Stupid thing was all about golf so I sent it back! hehehe Dave |
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mmmm? So, I tried the same thing in our local Chinese restaurant. I squinted my eyes and shouted, "Harro! Spesha frah raice prease!" But instead of showing appreciation, they took the upturned prawn-cracker basket from my head and told me to get out |
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nmdavidb 05-Jun-10, 20:28 |
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Couldn't resist.. New Releases Include: Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker Ringo Starr --- I Get By With A Little Help From Depends The Bee Gees -- - How Can You Mend A Broken Hip? Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face Johnny Nash --- I CAN'T See Clearly Now. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver The Commodores --- Once, Twice, 3 Times To The Bathroom Procol Harum--- A Whiter Shade Of Hair Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping The Temptations --- Papa's Got A Kidney Stone Abba--- Denture Queen Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore Lesley Gore--- It's My Hormones & I'll Cry If I Want To And Last but NOT least... Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again |
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doji 05-Jun-10, 23:48 |
mmdavidb |
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doji 10-Jun-10, 02:46 |
Happy marriage She said: you know, maybe it is better to have seperate bedrooms, so you have some privacy on your old day. He agrees. So, the first night, after the wedding they both go to their own room. 15 minutes later, the husband knocks on the door of his wife and asks if it is okay to have sex. Of course, she says, after all, we are married. She thinks, there is not going to happen much, but she is wrong, the guy goes all the way. After that, he kisses her and goes to his own bedroom. 30 minutes later, the husband knocks on the door of his wife and asks if it is okay to have sex. Of course, she says, after all, we are married. She thinks, there is not going to happen much, but she is wrong, the guy goes all the way. After that, he kisses her and goes to his own bedroom. 15 minutes later, the husband knocks on the door of his wife and asks if it is okay to have sex. Of course, she says, after all, we are married. She thinks, there is not going to happen much, but she is wrong, the guy goes all the way. After that, he kisses her and goes to his own bedroom. The wife, is very surprised... doesn't believe how this can be possible. 30 minutes later, the husband knocks on the door of his wife and asks if it is okay to have sex. Of course, she says, after all, we are married. She thinks, there is not going to happen much, but she is wrong, the guy goes all the way. After that, he kisses her and goes to his own bedroom. The wife can't believe all this..... 15 minutes later, the husband knocks on the door of his wife and asks if it is okay to have sex. Of course, she says, after all, we are married. She thinks, there is not going to happen much, but she is wrong, the guy goes all the way. After that, he kisses her and wants to go to his own bedroom. The wife says: my darling how do you do that? You are 90 years old and this is the 5th time we had sex tonight. How is this possible? The man, turns to her and asks: have I been here before? |
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This is funny----------- By Robert Morrell and Daren Dillinger 1) Early in the game, your opponent collapses of an apparent heart attack. His wife and children gather round, and after exchanging tearful farewells with them, he looks up, and with life fading from his eyes, asks you for a draw. In response, you: A) Accept immediately. Analyze the position on the board first. C) Tell him that you wouldn't give a draw to your dying mother, whom you love dearly. D) Try to push him over the edge by announcing mate in three. 2) When psyching yourself up for a game, you visualize yourself: A) Extending your hand across the board and wishing your opponent "best of luck". Crushing your opponent's pieces with a hammer. C) Strangling your opponent with your bare hands. D) Ransacking your opponent's village and carrying off his women. 3) You view your opponent's pawns as: A) Potential Queens. The shape of his position. C) Juicy morsels to be gobbled up. D) Speed bumps. 4) You view your own pawns as: A) Potential Queens. An integral part of your strategy. C) Expendables in your kingside attacks. D) Howitzer shells. 5) You will consider a pawn rush only: A) When you have safely castled on the opposite wing. When playing a lower rated player. C) When you have more than a piece advantage. D) When it is your turn. 6) Endgames are: A) When the Queens are off the board. Sometimes unavoidable. C) When your opponent won't resign. D) Only for weenies who can't finish off their opponents in the middlegame. 7) You are playing an eight year old, who leaves his Queen hanging in a complex position. He begins to cry. Your response is: A) Offer to stop the clock while he regains his composure. Capture the Queen without comment. C) Pick up the Queen with a chuckle and remark "Won't be long now!" D) Call the child's mother over to the board... Rip his Queen off, and tell her to take her baby home, because he's not ready to be a chess player. 8) After leaving your own Queen hanging against an eight year old you would: A) Resign gracefully and offer congratulations for a great win. Smile knowingly to bluff him into not capturing her. C) Announce mate in eight. D) Tell him of an obscure rule about taking back moves that he's too young to know about. 9) You will sacrifice your Queen only: A) When you see a forced mate. As a last attempt in a losing game. C) For an overwhelming positional advantage. D) When it rips open your opponent's position . . . Let the pieces fall where they may! 10) For an open file on your opponent's King you would sacrifice: A) A pawn. A minor piece. C) A major piece. D) Your soul. 11) You might consider the Caro-Kann defense (yawn . . . ) when: A) Playing against e4. Playing against someone you knew was unbooked. C) Playing a non-tournament game. D) You've had a mind-crippling stroke. 12) When you first spot a winning combination, appropriate behavior would be to: A) Look at your clock to see how much time you can spend checking it out. Giggle. C) Drool while laughing gruffly under your breath. D) Laugh out loud while raising your hand and pointing your finger directly at your opponent's nose...touching his nose is okay if you tweak it hard. ANSWER KEY Scoring: A=0, B=1, C=3, D=5 0 to 12: Conscientious objector. You are a pacifist in the war game of chess. Negotiating a draw is your biggest thrill. Should you accidentally win, you feel obligated to buy your opponent lunch. 13 to 26: Innocent bystander. You'll pick up wins if they fall in your lap. 27 to 39: Reluctant aggressor. You'll do the "aggression thing" when backed into a corner, or when your wife tells you its time to leave and finish up your stupid game. ("Yes, dear") 40 to 56: Rambo aggressor. You don't play defenses, just offenses minus a tempo. You like openings with names like "The Blackmar-Diemer Gambit", "The Fried Liver Attack", "The Can Opener", or "The Berserker". 57 to 60: Psycho. Congratulations! You are the "Main Man". A danger to yourself and others. At home you kill small animals or low-rated chess players for amusement. All of your opponents are beaten within 20 moves, or they get beaten up side the head . . . Their choice! |
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TOP TEN Moments when you should sense danger in chess: 10. There has been a change in the pawn structure. Your opponent has eight and you don’t have any. 9. Your opponent begins to throw pawns at your eyes. 8. You have a position won, but your opponent has a gun. 7. The Director tells you not to bother turning in your score sheet after the game. 6. Before the game begins you notice your opponent’s first initials are GM. 5. After completing your development you sense your opponent is playing the endgame. 4. Just as you make your opening move your opponent announces mate in 11. 3. You don’t control any squares at all. 2. Your draw offer sends all the people watching your game into uncontrollable laughter. 1. Your opponent has three bishops. |
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doji 10-Jun-10, 03:49 |
And the absolute number one.... |
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another one!! After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target. Dear Mrs. Samuel, Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behaviour and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samuel, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. 6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged. 8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called. 9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme. 12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels. 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' 14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' And last, but not least: 15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out. If you don't send this to 12 of your dearest friends, your property taxes will go up, your stocks will go down, and your middle will spread. (How's that for a curse?!?) What? It's already come true? Then send it anyway--you've got nothin' to lose! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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Hippy made me do this one!! There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.'' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death... |
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I couldn't resist!! Subject: Reasons To Buy a Dog! REASONS TO BUY A DOG...instead of getting married If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him, and never say its not quite as good as his mothers .... . . then buy a dog. If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want .... .... . . then buy a dog. If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies .... . . then buy a dog. If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and who you can push off if he snores .... . . then buy a dog! If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually . . . .... . . then buy a dog. BUT, on the other hand . . . If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness . . . .... . ... then buy a cat! Now be honest, you thought I was gonna' say... marry a man, didn't you? Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day. Send this to all the men just to annoy them! |
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rookie879 16-Jun-10, 18:12 |
What do you call a dog with no legs? |
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.' The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, drinks it down. Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever. The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.' Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She wees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?' 'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, a Royal Flush beats a Pair - no matter how big they are. |
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doji 27-Jun-10, 03:41 |
What is the difference.... |
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surfdude99 27-Jun-10, 14:37 |
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doji 27-Jun-10, 23:56 |
Nope... |
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What difference? |
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Hmmmm |
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Summary of Life GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats... 2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.. 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone. THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus. SUCCESS: At age 4 success is . . . . not piddling in your pants. At age 12 success is . .. .. having friends. At age 17 success is . ... . having a driver's license. At age 35 success is . .. . having money. At age 50 success is .. . . having money. At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license. At age 75 success is . ... . having friends. At age 80 success is . .. . not piddling in your pants. Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh. Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day. Have a wonderful day with many! *smiles* Take the time to live!!! Life is too short. Dance naked. woo-hoo! NO DANCING NAKED FOR ME |
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dungeonking 30-Jun-10, 05:27 |
Im going to get a new cat |
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try this...NOT!! So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.' The hillbilly said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me..' 'Trust me,' said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count! '1' '2' '3' '4' '5' ( you'll love this..) At which point, he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand. This procedure works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Alabama , Georgia , Florida , West Virginia ....and Washington DC . |
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You really need to live in Aussi land for this... The Australian Federal Government and the NSW Forestry Service were presenting an alternative to NSW sheep farmers for controlling the dingo population. It seems that after years of the sheep farmers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the Labor Government (Peter Garrett - Environmental Minister), the NSW Forestry Service and the Greens tree-huggers had a 'more humane' solution. What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males would then be castrated and let loose again. Therefore the population would be controlled. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the NSW Sheep farmers Association and Farming Association by the Federal Government and the NSW Forestry Service. The sheep farmers thought about this hare-brained scheme for a minute or so, when one wizened old cocky in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said, 'Mr. Garrett, son, I don't think you understand our problem, the dingo's ain't f-----' our sheep - they're eatin' the bastards' . You should’ve heard the roar of laughter as Peter Garrett, the members of the NSW Forestry Service, the Greens, and the other "tree huggers" left the meeting red-faced with their tails between their legs. |
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i like this!! He said to me ........ I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it I said to him ........ You wear pants don't you? He said to me ................ Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart He said to me...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him ....... Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said to me....... Why don't women blink during foreplay? I said to him .... They don't have time. He said to me.... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I said to him...... I don't know; it has never happened. He said to me... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? I said to him...... They already have boyfriends. He said.....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? I said..... A widow. He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women? I said to him....... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT |
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A new one!! With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. Shortly there after he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them. The farmer simply replied, 'They're lookin' to get married,so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want.' The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion. 'Well,' said the man, 'she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed.' The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the farmer again asked how things went. 'Well,'the man replied, 'she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed.' The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did. The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,'She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry' So they were wed right away.Months later the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents. 'Well,' explained the farmer, 'She was just a weeeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell... Pregnant when you met her |
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'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told by Kevin Rudd to grant you three wishes, since you’ve just arrived in Australia with your wife and seven children – all costs to be borne by the Australian Tax Payers.' The man told the fairy: 'Well, in Sri Lanka where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.' The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING !!! The Asylum Seeker had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth! 'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more wishes to go'. The Asylum Seeker refugee claimant now got bolder. 'I need a big house with a three car garage on the Gold Coast with eight bedrooms – and a Gold Visa Card in each room -for my family and the rest of my refugee relatives who still live in Sri Lanka . I want to bring them all over here. PING ! - In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ, and a sparkling swimming pool and a BMW, full of his nephews playing their music. 'One more wish left for you', said the fairy, waving her wand. The Asylum Seeker refugee claimant really decided to go for broke now and said “I want to be Australian with Australian clothes instead of the rags and shawl , and I want to have white skin like the Australians.' PING ! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out Stubbies shorts, a dirty Bonds T-shirt and a greasy terry-towel hat. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon. 'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house? Where’s my Visa Gold Card?' The fairy said 'Tough luck. Now that you are Australian, you're entitled to sweet f*** all like the rest of us”. And she disappeared |
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This is a Chinese Feng Shui horoscope. If you are honest this tells the truth. Write your answers on paper. To find your Feng Shui horoscope scroll down. 1. Which is your favourite color: Red, Black, Blue, Green or Yellow? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, Black or White? 5. The name of a person that is the same sex as you? 6. Your favorite number? 7. Do you like California or Florida more? 8. Do you like a Lake or the Ocean more? 9. Write down a Wish (a realistic one) When you are done, scroll down. Don't cheat! Answers: 1. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love affection. Yellow: You are a very happy person & give good advice to those who are down. 2. If your initial is between: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to live your life to the max & your love life is soon to bloom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future looks very bright. 3. If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr-Jun: You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever. Jul-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your life will be great; you will find your soul mate. 4. If you choose: Black: Your life is about to get better. You are more than ready for the change. White: You have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 5. This person should be your Best Friend. 6. This is how many close friends you will have in your life time. 7. If you choose: California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laid back person. 8. If you choose: Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover. You are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 9. This wish will come true if you send this to 1 person in one hour. Send this to ten people and it will come true before your next birthday. |
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If you are honest this tells the truth. Write your answers on paper. To find your Feng Shui horoscope scroll down. 1. Which is your favourite color: Red, Black, Blue, Green or Yellow? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, Black or White? 5. The name of a person that is the same sex as you? 6. Your favorite number? 7. Do you like California or Florida more? 8. Do you like a Lake or the Ocean more? 9. Write down a Wish (a realistic one) When you are done, scroll down. Don't cheat! Answers: 1. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love affection. Yellow: You are a very happy person & give good advice to those who are down. 2. If your initial is between: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to live your life to the max & your love life is soon to bloom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future looks very bright. 3. If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr-Jun: You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever. Jul-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your life will be great; you will find your soul mate. 4. If you choose: Black: Your life is about to get better. You are more than ready for the change. White: You have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 5. This person should be your Best Friend. 6. This is how many close friends you will have in your life time. 7. If you choose: California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laid back person. 8. If you choose: Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover. You are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. |
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One liners........ Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes. You are depriving some poor village of its idiot. |
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