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1. d4
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Hi, my name is Fred McGriff and I am a retired professional baseball player. |

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1... d5
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Typically when my opponent opens with the queen's pawn I panic, yank the plug from my computer, and rock back and forth huddled in the corner of my closet. But since this is tenfingers, my nemesis, I dig deep and answer three days later with a well-thought-out d5. I'm pretty sure it's a force from here but he chooses to play on: |

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2. c4
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queen's gambit.... |
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2... e6
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DECLINED!! after my 1..d5! the rest is style points, and denying the gambit that he begged me for, whilst merciless, feels awfully good. I'm 4-7-1 lifetime against tenfingers and am currently frothing at the mouth as 5-7-1 is but one move closer. |
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3. Nc3
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He moves a sulky donkey to c3 in a weak attempt to regain compusure after such an embarrassing rejection |
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3... Bb4
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well, sulky donkey, now you're stuck. |
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4. Nf3
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TWO sulky donkeys. |

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4... Bxc3+
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With this move I shred my opponent's hopes of having any semblance of a pawn structure. I must be playing downwind because supple fumes of victory waft my way |
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5. bxc3
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I'm scratching my head here wondering why he hasn't yet issued his resignation. is it not insulting to play on with doubled pawns? |
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5... Nf6
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I threaten to castle kingside, and rest assured this is no empty threat. |

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6. Bg5
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Wow, nice move tenfingers, what are you like a five time dean's lister at the Fred McGriff School of Chess all the sudden? Where have I seen this move before? |

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6... Nc6
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Well this is how I answer. I'm just going to develop and ignore. |

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7. e3 O-O
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I castle and ignore. An inkling of h6 crossed my mind but I feel there is no need to force any spilt blood on f6 just yet. My queen munches on an apple and watches with disinterest. |

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8. cxd5
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attacking d5 is wise here. my queen drops her apple and now has two things to think about. |
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8... exd5 9. Qb3
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things are heating up at d5 as well as f6... |
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9... Na5
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I weaken my donkey here just to put some pressure on that white Q, maybe I can knock her around and develop some pieces at the same time |
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10. Qb5 c6
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develop, protect the donkey and threaten the Q |

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11. Bxf6
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but I am doomed to doubled pawns... and wait where did his go? the tables are turning and I don't like it. I'm suddenly overcome by a strong whiff of dead donkey. |
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11... gxf6 12. Qb4 Bg4
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the plan now is to be aggressive and try to plug up the hole I've made on the g file |
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13. Be2 Re8
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some breathing room for my king |
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